1. Read the Bible.
2. Take the Bible seriously.
3. Watch Braveheart.
4. Read St. Augustine.
5. Read Martin Luther.
6. Observe the choosiness of Anabaptists in action.
7. Read their greatest theological text: "The Politics of Jesus" and be appalled at its mindlessness.
8. Commit to allowing Jesus to exist and speak beyond two pages from the Gospel of Matthew.
9. Appreciate grace.
10. Spend time with Christians.